Nelly Furtado is Paranoid About Depopulation

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Here is an excerpt from Nelly Furtado’s sister’s book:
I will not become part of the New World [Order] they are planning, they will inevitably bring the world population down, but they won’t get me. I am wolf not a sheep with my eyes wide shut…

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104 Replies to “Nelly Furtado is Paranoid About Depopulation”

  1. Joe is the evil twin. I’m the good twin. Joe is an anti-semite. You have to listen to Jon Voight to find evil. If you want to find evil you have to look at the anti-semites.

  2. Nelly should let anyone with a Portuguese name go to the concert for free. Then i’ll give her a free lobotomy. I’ll let her keep the piece of brain i take out in a jar next to her grammy on the piano. My grandfather was a genius. He won the nobel prize. I’d prefer a full frontal lobotomy than a bottle in front of me. Psychiatry has gone downhill since they stopped giving lobotomies. We need to bring it back bro!

  3. She Watch Channel Zero?!
    [img]http://www.conspirazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dynasty-dvd.jpg[/img]
    by Public Enemy
    [Flavor Flav:] You’re blind, baby, you’re blind from the facts on who you are
    ’cause you’re watchin’ that garbage.
    The woman makes the men all pause
    And if you got a woman
    She might make you forget yours
    There’s a 5 letter word
    To describe her character
    But her brains being washed by an actor
    And every real man that tries to approach
    Come the closer he comes
    He gets dissed like a roach
    [REFRAIN:]
    I don’t think I can handle
    She goes channel to channel
    Cold lookin’ for that hero
    She watch channel zero
    CHORUS:
    She watch, She watch [4x]
    [Flavor Flav:] Yo baby, you got to cut that garbage off. Yo! I wanna watch
    the game. {Where’s your doin’} Hey yo, lemme tell you a little som’in: I’m
    ‘a take all your soaps, an’ then I’m gonna hang ’em on a rope.
    You know what
    I’m sayin’? ‘Cause that garbage your watchin’ don’t make no sense. Hey yo,
    lemme tell you a little som’in baby: I’m ‘a take your set an’ I’m ‘a throw it
    out the window. G’s.
    2, 7, 5, 4, 8 she watched she said
    All added up to zero
    And nothing in her head
    She turns and turns
    And she hopes the soaps
    Are for real – she learns
    That it ain’t true, nope

    But she won’t survive
    And rather die in a lie
    Falls a fool – for some dude – on a tube
    [REFRAIN, CHORUS]
    [Flavor Flav:] Yo baby, you think I’m jokin’? Do it look like I’m jokin’? I
    ain’t jokin’, word up, baby. Yo, cut that garbage off now. Yo, I got the
    Tyson fight on, you know what I’m sayin’? Yo, so you can’t be comin’ in here
    stackin’ {aid} like that, you know what I’m sayin’? Yo, we gettin’ ready to
    watch the Super Bowl, we got a black quarterback so step back.
    Trouble vision for a sister
    ‘Cause I know she don’t know, I quote
    Her brains retrained
    By a 24 inch remote
    Revolution a solution
    For all of our children
    But her children
    Don’t mean as much as the show, I mean
    Watch her worship the screen, and fiend
    For a TV ad
    And it just makes me mad
    [REFRAIN, CHORUS]
    [Flavor Flav:] Yo baby, can’t you that’s nonsense you watchin’? Look, don’t
    nobody look like that, nobody even live that, you know what I’m sayin’? You
    watchin’ garbage, not’in’ but garbage. Straight up garbage. Yo, why don’t
    you just back up from the TV, read a book or som’in. Read about yourself,
    learn your culture, you know what I’m sayin’?

  4. She doesn’t watch TV anymore. She watches Netflix and DVDs.
    [img]http://www.conspirazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bush-dynasty.jpg[/img]
    The only channel she has is CBC. Is Days of Our Lives on DVD?

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