Nelly Furtado is Paranoid About Depopulation

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Here is an excerpt from Nelly Furtado’s sister’s book:
I will not become part of the New World [Order] they are planning, they will inevitably bring the world population down, but they won’t get me. I am wolf not a sheep with my eyes wide shut…

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  1. She’s not going to fast. Her overbearing sham husband will force her to eat. He’ll call her overprotective parents and tell them she’s not eating. Her mother will nag and cry until she eats. They are too lazy to read. She’ll be bullied into eating bacon and eggs. That’s what her husband likes for breakfast.
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    So sad. They won’t even listen to Jesus. They’d rather listen to the newspaper or television. Dr Oz or Dr. Drew.

  2. Dr Joel Wallach recommends selenium and flaxseed oil injections to treat cystic fibrosis. His patients live to the ripe old age of 75 and beyond. I suggest she see a naturopath since she is probably to afraid to inject herself.
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    Oy vey! What’s happened to me? I used to be so corrupted and evil. Since that river in china turned the color of blood i’ve totally changed my evil ways. It reminded me of Moishe in Egypt.

  3. @fabulous Her doctors tell her it’s not a selenium deficiency, they tell her it’s genetic. I tried telling some jagoff on twitter the cure for cystic fibrosis and he refused to listen. If a patient won’t listen you can imagine what the doctor will be like. The doctor is consumed by greed and vanity. He wants to be the doctor that gets the prestige of giving Nelly Furtado a lung transplant.
    @christusrex Quid est Veritas? http://youtu.be/XR4iBcSJ6pM Pontius Pilate: What is truth, Claudia? Do you hear it, recognize it when it is spoken?
    Claudia Procles: Yes, I do. Don’t you?
    Pontius Pilate: How? Can you tell me?
    Claudia Procles: If you will not hear the truth, no one can tell you.

  4. @g.i.joe you’ve walked right into a soap opera. Nelly used to watch General Hospital with her mother. When her mother sees a white coat she sees God himself.
    [img]http://cdn.media.soapnet.com/sites/default/files/110408_jcook_gh_240x320.jpg[/img]
    He has a notepad! A stethescope too! He must be God!

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