Jack & Jill VS The World

Jack and Jill’s Manifesto of Rules to Live By

Rule 1 Be honest

Rule 2 Believe in fairy tales

Rule 3 Accept time as our friend

Rule 4 Make sure the nooky is good

Rule 5 Promote beauty. Wage a sustained campaign against ugliness

Rule 6 Abandon the pursuit of happiness and its false promise

Rule 7 Show compassion, except to pirates

Rule 8 Less TV

Rule 9 Always be willing to admit when you’re wrong

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  1. How Can Extra Calories Be Added?

    You can add extra calories to your child’s meals and snacks with these steps:

    Add butter, margarine, or vegetable oil to:

    Breads, toast, crackers, or sandwiches

    Potatoes, hot cereals, rice, noodles, soups, or casseroles

    Add sour cream to:

    Potatoes, rice, pasta, or vegetables

    Use as a dip for vegetables, or chips

    Add mayonnaise to:

    Sandwiches or crackers

    Dips, salad dressing, or sauces

    Meat, fish, eggs, or vegetable salads

    Add cream cheese to:

    Fruit slices, raw vegetables, bread, toast, or crackers

    Use heavy creams in:

    Soups, sauces, batters, custards, puddings, shakes, mashed potatoes, or cooked cereals

    Use whipping cream on:

    Pancakes, waffles, fruit, ice cream, pudding, hot chocolate, or other desserts

    Mix in cream soups, hot cereals, mashed potatoes, pudding, and custards

    Add brown sugar, maple syrup, or syrup to:

    Hot cereals, cold cereals, fruits, ice cream, or puddings

    Use as a glaze on meats, or vegetables

    Add powdered milk to:

    Cereals, potatoes, cream soups, eggs, puddings, gravy, and casseroles

    Add 2 to 4 tablespoons of powdered milk to 1 cup of whole milk to make super milk

    Add cheese to:

    Sandwiches, burgers, toast, crackers, eggs, potatoes, noodles, and snacks

    Add peanut butter to:

    Sandwiches, crackers, toast, fruit slices, vegetables, ice cream, or milkshakes

    Use high-calorie drinks such as:

    Homemade milkshakes or commercial liquid nutrition supplements

  2. Azorean /hm/ Nelson Bulhoes first told me about Dr. Nick…..in 1996

    Nelson is very disappointed in Dr. Nick and the American Medicine

    I want her on the tranquility vitamin, not drugs

    SERENITY NOW vitamin

    Psalm 112:8 Their hearts are tranquil, without fear,
    till at last they look down on their foes.

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